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100 things about rhett
  1. rhett can juggle.
  2. rhett reads constantly.
  3. rhett takes a lot of photographs.
  4. rhett is a good kisser.
  5. rhett loves peanut m&ms.
  6. rhett enjoys cooking.
  7. rhett tells bad jokes.
  8. rhett likes pets but doesn't have any of his own.
  9. rhett thinks foot massages are pretty damned cool.
  10. rhett sometimes runs with scissors.
  11. rhett can swing dance.
  12. rhett butler is his real name.
  13. rhett has run three marathons.
  14. rhett writes fiction.
  15. rhett thinks oral sex is like Christmas (giving is as good, if not better, than receiving).
  16. rhett has a tattoo.
  17. rhett plays chess.
  18. rhett loves a good discussion.
  19. rhett can cook a damned good meal.
  20. rhett is the real thing.
  21. rhett takes silly pictures of himself.
  22. rhett uses a macintosh.
  23. rhett is 5'8".
  24. rhett is a D-Ciple.
  25. rhett doesn't trust dishwashing machines.
  26. rhett has lived in Utah, Arizona, Alaska, California, Washington, Oregon, Minnesota and currently prowls around New York.
  27. rhett doesn't know what to think about love these days.
  28. rhett only cries in extreme emotional situations (see #51).
  29. rhett sometimes has utterly bizarre, vivid dreams that he never writes down and promptly forgets.
  30. rhett believes that if you can't sing well, you should sing loud.
  31. rhett can play the didgeridoo.
  32. rhett will only use makeup and dress up in women's clothing for extra-special occasions.
  33. rhett is kinda geeky.
  34. rhett thinks sex is really, really, fun.
  35. rhett eats meat.
  36. rhett has a sensitive side.
  37. rhett doesn't really like television.
  38. rhett has been to Europe and Africa.
  39. rhett likes trees.
  40. rhett doesn't think his Bachelor's of Arts degree was worth the money.
  41. rhett doesn't like it when it's overly sunny and hot.
  42. rhett thinks first dates are awkward.
  43. rhett has an inordinate knowledge of movie trivia.
  44. rhett isn't good at taking vacations.
  45. rhett doesn't own a car.
  46. rhett is a gambler.
  47. rhett thinks intelligent girls are sexy.
  48. rhett gets depressed sometimes.
  49. rhett doesn't understand why most guys are so turned on by lesbians.
  50. rhett gets turned on by women who like guys . . . esspecially him.
  51. rhett thinks Requiem for a Dream is the most horrifying/tragic movie he's ever seen. He can't watch it without crying.
  52. rhett likes oranges.
  53. rhett doesn't like role-playing
  54. rhett has been involved in a lover's triangle. He didn't get the girl.
  55. rhett drinks ice water constantly.
  56. rhett doesn't wear jewlery except for an analog watch.
  57. rhett likes to listen to National Public Radio.
  58. rhett pays for a cell phone that he rarely uses.
  59. rhett likes burritos.
  60. rhett gets nervous about commitment.
  61. rhett hasn't had a "professional" haircut in over 10 years. He cuts his own hair.
  62. rhett doesn't like sensationalism in news, but he does like the Economist.
  63. rhett doesn't blush.
  64. rhett thinks that T.S. Eliot was the greatest artist of the 20th century.
  65. rhett doesn't like shopping.
  66. rhett wakes up at 6:30 am on weekdays.
  67. rhett wants to have kids one day.
  68. rhett made a kung-fu movie.
  69. rhett doesn't drink often, but when he does, he drinks vodka.
  70. rhett has blue eyes.
  71. rhett likes telling stories.
  72. rhett is a member of mensa.
  73. rhett sometimes bites his fingernails.
  74. rhett doesn't drink coffee.
  75. rhett is clean-shaven, but hates shaving.
  76. rhett often breaks laws that he finds stupid.
  77. rhett has never broken a bone.
  78. rhett loves to go nightswimming.
  79. rhett isn't a big fan of organized religion. He thinks being nice to people is a pretty good idea, though.
  80. rhett has a hard time sleeping if he doesn't have a pillow.
  81. rhett is a lifelong learner.
  82. rhett isn't picky about pizza toppings, but vegetarian is pretty good.
  83. rhett likes Jimmy Buffett.
  84. rhett is kind of excited to see what happens after he dies.
  85. rhett is studying to be a doctor.
  86. rhett doesn't like professional sports.
  87. rhett isn't very good at meditating.
  88. rhett doesn't think you have to be a kid to enjoy good comic books.
  89. rhett is ticklish, but only in one spot.
  90. rhett likes being naked.
  91. rhett tries to live simply.
  92. rhett knows how to knit.
  93. rhett is one sexy bitch.
  94. rhett is trying to learn the guitar.
  95. rhett thinks libraries are the best part of civilization.
  96. rhett wants to make the world more beautiful.
  97. rhett thinks four-square is still a really fun game.
  98. rhett looks good in a tuxedo.
  99. rhett struggles to live up to his potential.
  100. rhett is not frightened about losing his hair.
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